Can A Jew Tell A Jew By Looking?
Am I a Jew?

My mother says I am.
Is she a Jew?

Her mother said we weren’t–I’ve reasons to doubt her both ways.
Was she a Jew?
Were her sister and other daughter Jews?
What is a Jew?
A colleague of mine, named Epstein, is Jewish (go figure). We had this conversation. At one point he gave me a look of complete guilelessness and asked "Do you feel guiltily all the time?"
I LOLed.
Am I a Jew?
